Frank and the Bears...

Frank and the Bears

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to submit to the latter alternative.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot him.

There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. That was my cousin, and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods and he managed to track down the grizzly and shot him, too.

He felt sweet revenge for a few moments, but then there was another tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear said, "Admit it Frank. You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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