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01-27-2003, 10:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My neighbour's son is a nice kid. He's 17, doesn't smoke, drink, do drugs, or anything else a parent might get nervous about. He gets good grades, will go to a good university (if he can afford it), and he keeps a part-time job AND volunteers at a rest home in town. He's got a nice girlfriend who's kinda freaky-looking (punkish), but she's very polite, and is an honour student, too.

His only vice, if you can call it that, is that he's really into tattoo/piercing culture. Up here, you need a note to get tats/peircing if you're under 18, and his parents are reluctantly happy to give him the permission for each addition as long as they get approval on the artwork before it goes on. They figure that it's his body, and as long as it doesn't get too offensive, no problem (especially as he's otherwise the "ideal son&quot[img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img].

Anyway, he's got a few tattoos, and a pierced nose, eyebrow and probably other places I don't need to know about. I'm not personally into that scene--managed to dodge the tattoo bullet in my younger days, even in the military. But, hey, I can understand peoples' interest in them. To each his own. But what I'll never understand is this:

I'm talking to this kid today after he helped me pull a stump in my backyard. He says he's getting over a "plating infection". Plating, I soon came to learn, is this: It's performed at a tattoo/piercing salon. A plater makes a small incision in the skin, and slides a shaped piece of surgical steel under the skin. When the skin heals, it takes on the shape of the steel plate which stays underneath it--for life. So, for example, you can get 'devil horns' that appear to grow out of your forehead, or make a forearm tattoo 'three-dimentional'. The latter is what my neighbour's kid was doing, but it got infected and had to be removed. And, as soon as the infection is over, he's planning another attempt in the same place!

OK...I know I'm no teenager, but I'm not that old either, and I had NO IDEA that this kind of weirdness was not only possible, but becomming quite commonplace.

Wow...I got my ears pierced in highschool, and I thought that was cutting edge. The times they are a-changin'!
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01-28-2003, 08:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Does that mean I can get the Ford oval inserted behind my belly button?????
Goolleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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01-28-2003, 08:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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As long as you place the "O" in fOrd in the correct spot![img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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01-28-2003, 12:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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And that's when you thank your lucky stars you don't drive a KenwOrth or a ChevrOlet!
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01-28-2003, 02:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I think it should be illegal for anyone under the age of 21 to get a tattoo.

Why? Because it's FOREVER!

My brother is really into the tattoo thing and he started when he was 15, and he has some very embarrasingly immature tattoos from that period in his life, when he was basically too stupid to know any better.

And frankly, I don't care how progressive things have become, arms and necks full of tattoos and devil's horns will have a serious effect on your ability to get a job. No one I know with tattoos that can't be covered by a long sleeve shirt has a job that doesn't involve the words "Would you like fries with that?"

My brother's tattoos can mostly be covered but I'm convinced they're the reason he's such a loser when it comes to the job market.

I don't think even an 18-year-old is mature enough to make decisions that effect the rest of their lives.

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01-28-2003, 02:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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boy NG, thats a very conservative approach, especially from you. I'm just pulling your Goat. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img][img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img][img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Man i'm just giving you a rough time [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img][img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]
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01-28-2003, 03:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I personally feel as if God wanted me to get a tattoo, it would be a birthmark[img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I have seen people suspended by rings in their nipples, backs... & I'm sure other places. Can't say I agree, I do find it gross, but I say if you ain't doing something illegal, more power to ya. Hafta think about the age thing, I'm 45 & still not mature enough to think on my own [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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01-28-2003, 11:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I just reread my original post, and I can't deny it anymore--I am turning into Hank Hill.

""Bobbeh, git away from those lawn darts, I need your help with ay propane related emergency".
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01-29-2003, 12:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm actually very conservative. I'm not one to be pigeon-holed. Socially liberal, fiscally conservative!

I'll add that I think tats are fine but don't bitch and moan 10 years later when "Black Flag 4 EVER" on your bicep makes you look like an IDIOT. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]

And all these girls with tattoos are just a turn-off. Yuck. Nothing skanks up a chick faster than a tat.
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01-29-2003, 12:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Agreed, except for the Black Flag part--Black Flag IS forever! [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Mrs. Iron Yuppy says if she had $50,000 to spare, she's invest in a laser tat removal business--a true growth industry.
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