Traffic Jam in NYC

A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, "Wow, this seems to be much worse than usual."

He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband is running around on her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about running for president in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her."

The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies "About 14 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning.

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LoL....larry, I find it tough to believe that you like Slick Willy more than her...or do you??

Jeff Given
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I'm thinking real hard and I can't imagine what I have ever said that would lead you to believe I "like" either one of them.[img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]

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Larry Madsen
Las Vegas Nevada



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I remember you stuck up for slick willy once [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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I remember you stuck up for slick willy once [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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All I did was give him the "benefit of the doubt" on not taking Bin Laden back in 1996 ... Not that Bin Laden was a nice guy back then, but much much more became evident about Bin Laden by the time that post came up here at FM.

BTW ... we need more threads like that ... get some juices flowing [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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"Run Hillary Run!" bumper stickers are selling like hotcakes in New York. Democrats put them on their rear bumpers Republicans put them on the front.

When Hillary worked at her law firm in Little Rock, a client called her and asked if she would answer two questions for $500.00. "Sure," she replied, "What's your second question?"

Hillary has a recurrent dream. She dies, meets St.Peter and wonders why there are clocks all over heaven. St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person lies, the clock ticks off one second. For example, the one clock that has never moved belonged to Mother Theresa, who never told a lie. Another was Lincoln, who lied twice in his life and so only two seconds had clicked off. "Where is my clock?" Hillary asked. St. Peter answered, "Alfred Hitchcock is shooting a movie on Cloud Ten, and he's using it as a wind machine."

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"Hillary has a recurrent dream. She dies, meets St.Peter and wonders why there are clocks all over heaven. St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person lies, the clock ticks off one second. For example, the one clock that has never moved belonged to Mother Theresa, who never told a lie. Another was Lincoln, who lied twice in his life and so only two seconds had clicked off. "Where is my clock?" Hillary asked. St. Peter answered, "Alfred Hitchcock is shooting a movie on Cloud Ten, and he's using it as a wind machine."


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Reminds me of the joke my grandma who is 85 told me a few years ago. I thought she was serious at first! She told me she had a dream that we had both died and gone to heaven. Before entering the gates though, there is a lonnnnng stairway and at the bottom is a box of chalk. You were supposed to write on each step as you worked your way up the stairs, every sin you had ever done. She said she was about halfway up and here I come, running down the stairs. She said she asked me what I was doing. My reply, "I need another piece of chalk!" LOL
That grandma of mine is something else! The worst part is that if you had to do that, I just might need more than one piece! [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif[/img]

Deb