News flash just in for the year 2035:

News flash just in for the year 2035:

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's
third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the
Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon). Iraq
still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years
before
radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesday only.
35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and
rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to
campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting Machine

I thought they were pretty good [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

Jeff Given

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: MIGHTYmACH on 5/13/04 2:21pm ]</font>

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George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
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LoL
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Ahhhh.... nice to see we are right on track. you forgot to add...... Edward M. Kennedy re-elected senator for Massachusetts. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_frown.gif[/img]

What year did Canada become the 51st state??? The France one was good!![img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] Stu

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So when does George Z. Bush invade Iraq. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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When California became it's own country (one can hope![img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img] ) that put us back to 49 states. Canada stepped up to make it an even 50 again![img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img][img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img][img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]
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I hope by this time Quebec isn't part of Canada. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_bicker.gif[/img]
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On 2004-05-13 07:44, custom300fe wrote:

I hope by this time Quebec isn't part of Canada. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_bicker.gif[/img]

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Well at least we can get our road signs back to English only again. Another massive "Hmmmmm, how can we waste more money" PC scheme. I guess it does give the MTO something to do other than stare out their windows at the traffic jam on the 401 in front of their offices. Stu[img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_bs.gif[/img]