one of THOSE days

Let me apologize now for venting, been one of them days....

Woke up this mornin to a swift kick in the side of the head from my 7 month old son. Seems the wife brought him to bed to feed him and fell asleep in the middle of it. so he scooted around till he got up near the top of the bed, and WHAM! got me...

Got dressed for work, went out side and found kitty prints in the concrete I poured last night. Have to do it at night here in the summer, or it'll crack.

Gotta drive clear out to Moapa (45 miles or so north of vegas) for a job today. Wouldnt ya know it, 4th of july weekend, Of course they are gonna cut the highway down to 1 lane for re-paving. Finally get to where all the traffic has merged to one lane, and were actually moving again, when a motorcyle goes screamin past me on the left, nearly touching my mirror with their helmets. Start to think to myself "gee that's not bright" but dont get to finish the thought as the motorcyclist further proves his ignorance by clipping either the uneven edge of the pavement or one of the orange barrels and flipping the bike. He went sliding, his girlfriend on the other hand did cartwheels like a rag doll till she landed in a heap off the side of the road. Me and a bunch of other cars stopped immediately to check on em (I have a moderate amount of training from the marine corps on initial first aid and trauma). One guy starts bandaging the guy while the rest of us are checking on the woman. AGAINST my most stern warnings, 2 people took it upon themselves to remove the womans helmet. Now she was alert, talking to us, and not choking on blood, but they took it off anyways. So the next thing this genious does is ask her what hurts. She says she only feels her arms.... I decided I needed to leave then, as the two guys who removed her helmet claimed to be EMT's, and I wasnt gonna take any part of reponsibility for these schmucks paralyzing that poor woman. While walking away I noticed the guy, with a bandage on his arm, inspecting his god damned motorcycle, completely ignroing his signifigant other who was still laying on the side of the road with very little skin on her arms, no feeling in her legs, and a bunch of strangers taking care of her. So I told him exactly that, and reminded him that if he hadnt been such a dumbass, shed be fine right now. His responce was "F*** OFF!!" I then knew in my heart it was time to leave or I was gonna kill him. Finished my drive out, did my job and came home. Normally takes a lil over 2 hours round trip, this time it took over 4.

I came home early from work, passed out on the couch. Wife wakes me up once for some "attention" and had to tell her to go away. Well she just left for work pissed because I "just came home and fell asleep without having much to do with her,"

SO anyhow, here I sit. Tired, sore, and my wifes mad at me. Anyone got any good jokes???
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Why does Michael Jackson date twenty eight year olds?

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Because there are twenty of'em

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We have had at least three kids killed on crotch rockets this summer alone. What is wrong with these people? A few weeks ago, three of them started crap with me on my way to a cruise, and they wanted me to pull over. One of them insinuated that he had a gun, but when the light turned green they took off.

Forgot to add those folks werent any young punks, they were in their late 30's to early 40's. Goes to show ya stupidity has no age boundaries.
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Hey 70s, hope venting helps. Or MJ jokes...
You know how to tell when it's bedtime at Michael's Neverland ranch?
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I was thinking I was having a Sh**y day until I read your post. Yikes. That sucks out loud.
BTW, I was returning from the Coast last week and had 6 idiots on cafe racers swarm up on me and squeeze into the 2 car lengths between my car and the car in front of me. Very tense few moments until a clearing in traffic and they swarmed off at over 100mph at dusk on a two lane highway (one each way). Idiots.

heres a joke for ya.

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. as he walks up to the bar the bartender shouts at him "ahoy mate, you know you got a steerin wheel hangin out the front of yur trousers?". the pirate replied "aye, its drivin me nuts.".
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Venting has helped, the jokes are better therapy though. Love that last one!!
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Sorry to hear about your bad day. Here is one of my favorite jokes:

A lady walks into a pet store and sees a monkey for sale. She asks the owner if the monkey is well behaved or if it has any bad habits that she should know about. The owner then proceeds to tell her that he’s a good monkey and that he doesn’t have any behavior problems. So she decides the purchase the monkey.

The next week, the lady comes back in to the store to return the monkey. She is very upset with the owner and tells him, “I thought you said he was a well behaved monkey! Well, I had my bridge club over the other night and monkey was absolutely horrible. He kept taking peanuts, putting them up his butt, then eating them!”

“Oh...that,” the pet store owner said. “You see, his last owner was mechanic who give the monkey a peach to eat. The monkey ate the whole thing, pit and all. But he had a terrible time trying to pass the peach pit. Now he “mic’s” everthing he is going to eat to make sure it’s going to fit coming out.”
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