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09-12-2004, 09:04 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm sure it was all alcohol [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_bicker.gif[/img] talk

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09-12-2004, 10:40 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Reminds me of a story, I think maybe Chilly told me about Greg. Something similar but don't know all the details. Some Chevy guy in a bar running his mouth enough to piss Greg off. Now it takes a lot to do that too. Greg finally has enough and procedes to kick this guy's a@@ and throws him out the door. Greg and Chilly went back inside and sat down and had a few more drinks and talked about what had just happened. Chilly said the more they talked the madder Greg got and he thought the poor guy was going to get a second a@@ whippen.......................................but Greg just took his wheel chair and chucked it outside too.[img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_bow.gif[/img]
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09-12-2004, 10:54 AM   #13 (permalink)
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On 2004-09-12 08:09, 65460 wrote:
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On 2004-09-12 01:06, chilly460 wrote:
Just this morning at breakfast I heard this old geezer talking smack so I calmly walked up behind him and punched him in the throat....then I stuffed his head in his bowl of grits and started suffocating him. Cook had heard enough so he came flying over the table and threw the flying butt scissors on the guy...and Mikey gouged out the guy's eye and began to skull hump him while he finished the guy's pancakes just to rub it in.

Just about then his elderly wife is screaming "He was saying he can't AFFORD SOCKS...not A FORD SUCKS".....so I told her that Kohl's had tube socks on sale this week. I don't wear them because they look funny when they bunch on your heels but hey, they're cheap.
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So how were the pancakes?[img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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This is a great way to wake up in the morning and start laughing after reading this post! [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Haha!

How were the pancakes?! [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]


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09-12-2004, 11:18 AM   #14 (permalink)
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They must have been from the same base(military guys), but there was no Cupcake to be found. She was clear across town.
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09-12-2004, 04:06 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Telling em you'l run em for $5K always shuts em up...[img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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09-12-2004, 04:41 PM   #16 (permalink)
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OH MY GAW!! Don't you hate sh** talkers??!! F15, this must have been like the weekend of trash talking! I just went on what I thought was going to be a nice date with this guy I met at a cruise a few weeks ago. We went and had lunch and to the movies and the WHOLE time he was talking about "CHEVY's this" and "CHEVY's that". Needless to say there was a lot of arguing and I don't know if I'll ever go out with him again!!! Why is it so important for people to be so arrogant when it comes to cars?
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09-12-2004, 05:17 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I'm with Cupcake on that one! Well...except I didn't go out with a guy of course.

took my ex gf out to dinner the other night and she wouldn't shut up about her "new" chevy pickup ('99 Shortbed 5.3 auto 4x2). Told her that I thought the Ford pickups drove better and that the 5.4 V8 had a LOT more low end grunt, and all she did was argue about it. I let her drive my Mustang and she absolutely loved it. Having never driven one before, she was impressed....saying something about it driving better than her truck. The Mustang has 269,000+ miles on it ('84 GT) and is basically worn out.

Today I went to a 'car show' across town. It was advertised in the paper and When I got there, there was probably 25-30 cars there, and 99% of them were imports. Some Hondas, Acuras, Mitsu's, a couple Isuzu lowered mini-trucks, and one '67 Firebird that was all original. The lady that owned it said she saw the gathering from the road and decided to stop and show hers off too.....I told her that in my book that car was without question the show winner (if you call it a show).
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09-15-2004, 08:20 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Gee F-15, I just read your original post. That Chevy idiot must be the most immature man on the planet. Dear God people! We're just talkin' 'bout cars here!
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09-15-2004, 09:32 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I don't know if I'll ever go out with him again!!!
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Hmmm.. Cupcake is single.... (&amp; hopefully not 65??)
I'm single... have 3 Fords, all my own teeth &amp; testicles, 1000sq ft garage etc.......[img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]


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09-15-2004, 11:08 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Dude, people that can't afford socks totally deserve an a** whoopin. That was too funny!
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