Timbuktu poem... Funny ha ha not the other funny...

TIMBUKTU, A VERY CLASSY POEM!




THE NATIONAL POETRY CONTEST HAD COME DOWN TO TWO , A YALE GRADUATE AND A REDNECK FROM EAST TEXAS. THEY WERE GIVEN A WORD, THEN ALLOWED TWO MINUTES TO STUDY THE WORD AND COME UP WITH A POEM THAT CONTAINED THE WORD. THE WORD THEY WERE GIVEN WAS TIMBUKTU.

FIRST TO RECITE HIS POEM WAS THE YALE GRADUATE. HE STEPPED TO THE
MICROPHONE AND SAID:


"SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND,
TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN.
MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO,
DESTINATION: TIMBUKTU."

THE CROWD WENT CRAZY! NO WAY COULD THE REDNECK TOP THAT, THEY THOUGHT.


AS THE REDNECK CALMLY MADE HIS WAY TO THE MICROPHONE AND RECITED:


" ME AND TIM, A' HUNTIN' WE WENT.
MET THREE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT.
THEY WAS THREE, AND WE WAS TWO.
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU."

THE REDNECK WON HANDS DOWN!

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