does anyone understand women??

ive got a decent used mortal soul id trade for some help here...i dont understand the first thing about women, they just frustrate the hell outta me and i dont even know where to start explaining at so ill just rant for awhile!
why is it when you date a girl its an ordeal to get THEM to call YOU, but once you break up you are the first one they call, no matter what time of day, whenever something doesnt go their way the phone rings.
And why once you break up do they tell you how good you were to them...they why did they dump you?? But god forbid you mention that to them, your head will be bitten clean off!
And if your ex does decide to visit, no matter how much you think she hints, why is it not ok to try to make a move??
lil help please!?!?!?!?!?!
later


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Good luck! I'm one of them and I couldn't even tell ya why![img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img]

see! its a conspiracy, even a woman cant explain it, its just a united group of my ex-gf's trying to make me ape****!
why!? why!?

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On 2005-04-12 01:09, fastbigblockford wrote:
1 why is it when you date a girl its an ordeal to get THEM to call YOU,

2 once you break up you are the first one they call

3 And why once you break up do they tell you how good you were to them

4 But god forbid you mention that to them, your head will be bitten clean off!

5 And if your ex does decide to visit, no matter how much you think she hints, why is it not ok to try to make a move??
lil help please!?!?!?!?!?!
later
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1 you shouldnt waste your time trying to get the girl to call you, there are plenty of women that want to call you... your chasing the wrong girl.

2 when you break up, cut her off at all cost... do not waste anymore time with her

3 if she didnt relieze how great you were then, she sure doesnt relieze it now either, she's just telling us a bunch of BS so you'll be her friend now that nobody likes her and she is sad.

4 women never want the man to be right, never confirm that your right... silence from you after her comment about how great you were confirms that your right without actually stating it.

5 she's only still sniffing around to boost her ego or because she feels sorry for you... refer to answer #1.

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as always i bow to fogged and his infinate knowledge of women!
thanks man
Later
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Women are like Cars and Food you dont want to have just Cereal every day do you ? or might want pizza ofr a Hambuger you dont want just one Classic Ford you want them all and once you have them all you love them all in their own little way seems to work with women to have as many as you can and love them in their own little way seems to work well just gotta learn to manage your time and get used to not sleeping

If it's got tits or tires... you'll have problems with it. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

She's attempting to move you into the 'friend' zone.... where you have to listen to all her sh*t, but you don't get any of the pie. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

As fogged said, RUN!!!
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At least you arn't married to her[img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img][img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img][img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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Chilly is right.

Women can't respect someone who kisses their ass.

Women will go out with the 'exciting' guys... who don't kiss their ass, then turn to their male 'friends' to vent all their frustrations and drama.

The male 'friend' is confused... thinking the woman might ditch the 'exciting' guy for them (since they are so nice) but it never happens.

Women and relationships are NOT logical. Just do as Chilly says and take the upper hand. Most women that you would want to spend much time with like the 'strong' alpha male type. (even if they won't admit it)
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