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06-28-2007, 09:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You might be a Ford Muscle Forum guy if:

Just a little FOX-Chassis (or is it Fox-Worthy) Humor, since we are all being a little funny today....



You Just might be a “Ford Muscle” Car owner if:

You have a 7.8 Differential in your compost heap.

There is always a little more power lurking in your engine.

If your actually a girl, but you know how to turn a wrench.

On the Forth of July, instead of fireworks, you make your car backfire.

On a humid night you can feel your fenders rusting.

If you used a 302 firing order on your 351W.

You have speeding tickets in more then 3 states (in the same day).

Your water pump has more holes then your car has accessories.

Your project car is never quite finished.

You spend $5000.00 on an engine but will not put a dime into the parking meter.

You save car parts from cars you will never own again.

When you race an import, they can not hear their engine.

You can actually drive your hot rod.

Chic’s actually dig your car.

You use Ford Muscle Forums more then your cell phone
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06-28-2007, 10:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: You might be a Ford Muscle Forum guy if:

That Is Sooooooooooooo Accurate! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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06-28-2007, 03:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: You might be a Ford Muscle Forum guy if:

chicks dont dig my car rather they comment on how dust comes out of the seats and their "eyes" burn from the fumes whatever
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06-28-2007, 05:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: You might be a Ford Muscle Forum guy if:

If you are a legend in your own mind! Calspec
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06-29-2007, 04:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: You might be a Ford Muscle Forum guy if:

I had a few more one-liners, but I was not sure where I would be crossing the line.....

Dust coming out of the seats is very funny......
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06-29-2007, 07:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: You might be a Ford Muscle Forum guy if:

"You save car parts from cars you will never own again"


This is the one I can relate too the most...I have parts from my first Mustang, second Mustang, third Mustang, my 69 Cougar...and a previous Bronco or two (and some parts for other cars that I really honsetly don't know where they came from!).

My wife asked if I collected the pieces as memories or souvineirs of the cars I killed .
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06-29-2007, 07:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: You might be a Ford Muscle Forum guy if:

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"You save car parts from cars you will never own again"


This is the one I can relate too the most...I have parts from my first Mustang, second Mustang, third Mustang, my 69 Cougar...and a previous Bronco or two (and some parts for other cars that I really honsetly don't know where they came from!).

My wife asked if I collected the pieces as memories or souvineirs of the cars I killed .
Mike
The problem is if you throw away those parts you will need them two days later.Been there & done that.Calspec
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