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Originally Posted by retyler
Forget the cars, show a photo of the Awesome Missus Murff mowing the lawn so I can show my wife.
"you see that you lazy b.... other woman mow the lawn"
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Oh yeah! Like I want to be a part of
THAT conversation!
Actually, I'm the 'lazy b...' at my house.
When we bought this place a couple hunnert years ago the deal was the house and yard were hers, and the Garage was mine.
It was good for a while when the kids were here (sort of) cuz we could make them do the chores. Now without any oompa-loompas around to intimidate all these chores fall back on us. Umm, her.
If I had my way there would be nothing but asphalt where the grass is. Paint it brown in the summer and green in the winter so it matches all the other lawns around here.
All kidding aside, why do you think I refer to her as The Totally Awesome Missus Murff all the time?
Never mind, don't answer that, you dirty bastitches.
Did you remove them Murff? I haven't been in here much recently, trying to clean the place up and make it look like I was theee domestic goddess before I pick up my man wednesday.! LOL He'll never know I spent most of my time post whorin with FE! 
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