I got those Murff blues

Originally Posted by dbu8554

80-90 are you kidding me? Its like 120 right now i just took a wet shirt and put it in the freezer because its so damn hot and I am wearing a wet shirt now *no you cant see my nipples gary* I wish it was under 100 even, let alone getting rain god I hate the damn desert.

I forgot you were in Vegas! Vegas and Phoenix are 2 places I'd rather not be! We visited my brother inlaw in Vegas when we were at Edwards and I prefered "our" desert to the Vegas desert. The heat is too wet in Vegas. LOL I feel for you!

Wrap a couple of them cold wet wash cloths or something around your wrists also. Seems running cool water over just the wrists helps cool the body down some for some reason.

Originally Posted by BlueOvalBandit

Why the hell do you want rain in 120 heat?!?!? Then it becomes 119 with 100% humidity. Last time I was in Vegas it was 115 with 100% humidity do to rain storms, it felt like I was going to burst into flames every time I walked outside.

Texas was like that also. There during a drought and the rain was great while it rained but when it was over the humidity would rise.

when i meant i want rain, i want it like seattle gets in the winter 4 months of straight raining cant go wrong with that

You guys are killin' me here. I feel humble and drained all at the same time.

But yer all a bunch of goofy bastiches, yes you are. And you all made me laff out loud at the office, dam near had tears in me eyes.

But this, this takes the cake:


Hell, I may need to renew my subscription just so that I can have this as my signature pic!

I thought that "portrait" was pretty good myself Murff! ROFL

Originally Posted by ShotRod64

I thought that "portrait" was pretty good myself Murff! ROFL

It just screamed Murff to me.

So I did a second (I wish I still had photoshop)



and I did a prototype for the church of Murff



Anyone wanna take the leap and become a Murffite for the introductory price of $39.95? Act now and a friend can join for free! That's two memberships to the church of Murff for the price of one! Twice the Murff for only half the price, WOW!

I forgot to mention the perks of joining the Church of Murff.

Every Membership gets the 2 official Murff fish bumper stickers and a "Murff loves me" tee (sizes available for the Murffettes)

Our first meeting will be at Murff's house tomorrow. Complementary Kool-aid and an official Murff breath recycler for every paying member.

I am Murff's Greatest Fan!

All Hail the Great Murff!

Originally Posted by FEandGoingBroke

I am Murff's Greatest Fan!

All Hail the Great Murff!

And so I bestow upon you the highest title in the church of Murff. The Grand Master Murff Whore. All hail Murffite #001 FE! Now drink from the ceremonial Koolaid bowl to complete the coronation.

I saw that episode of Family Guy and I remember Jonestown...

No koolaid for me thanks

And I always thought Murff and his family looked like this......