Pictures: Jalopnik

When a fragile item needs transporting and you don’t have a friend with a pick up truck to ask for help, sometimes you just got to take matters into your own hands. This SN-95 Mustang driver seems to be delivering something fragile and important on the outside of her car.

First, find those old sweatshirts that you’ve been keeping in the back are now going to be put to good use. Take the sweatshirts and use them to hold the object by closing the hood and trunk… you know, to keep the object secure. This “Fragile” sewer pipe-like object is being held up by some personal clothing and it’s working.

Second, get on the interstate. Nothing like a large pipe-like object to come loose from a moving Mustang and impaling another driver’s windshield. That is, if the object is tough enough to do so. It is labeled “fragile” after all.

Third, hope for the best! What’s funny is that this appears to be working. We haven’t heard anything of the sort yet, so hopefully she made it safely to her destination. However, with the object being labeled Fragile, it’s more of a Fail. Drop a few letters and it becomes more of an appropriate word.

This awesome sighting was in Portland, Oregon on an interstate by a Jalopnik reader. Thanks to them for realizing the importance of documenting such funny events. Imagine similar gems that go completely undocumented with no photo proof. We thank you.

Any ideas of what this object is?